Paranormal Paranoia

The place for stupid and/or funny things you did while thinking a totally normal situation was a paranormal invasion!

I'll start.
You know when it gets really cold and the city manholes are starting to smoke due to the condensation of warm air from below? Last week I was in the middle of a main street surrounded by like three dozen people when i suddenly jumped and flipped my shoes off because I thought something posessed them.

That must've been quite a sight!

I've been hearing some strange noises here because the heating is broken. Like a raspy, metallic cough! Of course I didn't know it was the heating when I first heard them! I was in the bathroom when the noise started up and moments later, a flash came through the window and the whole room was suddenly bathed in this faint, red glow!
I freaked, backed up slowly into the room next door and that's when I realised the light was coming from my neighbour's Christmas decoration.

A few years back, Dawn and I were out at a site (outdoors, in the woods) that we thought might be haunted. We were just getting started, and so we were a little more excitable and less prone to thought than we should have been. We're wandering around, when suddenly we hear this noise that sounds like someone /screaming/, as well as some strange thudding and creaking
We ran towards it, worried someone might be getting hurt, when we discovered a a couple upperclassmen taking advantage of the solitude to get... uh... intimate.
And we'd just rushed towards them with a couple containers of salt. Not one of our shutter moments.

Hah! I wonder who was more freaked out in that moment!

I dunno. it'd be hard to say, really. They chased us out of the woods, yelling profanity